In 2009, a pixelated hamster climbed atop a piano, munched popcorn, and etched itself into the meme halls of fame. In 2025, that same spirit of unhinged joy lives again—this time, on the blockchain. Welcome to $HOAP: Because if a hamster can learn the piano, there's hope for all of us.
$HOAP has no roadmap, no VC funding, and no utility. Just vibes, nostalgia, and a squeak of rebellion. This is not a project; it’s a punchline with staying power. Our mission is to resurrect the golden age of internet absurdity, one key-tap at a time.
$HOAP will debut on Pump.fun for public launch, with liquidity migrating to Raydium for trading. There will be no presale, no insiders, and no mercy for paper paws.
This coin lives and dies on the $HOAP of your inner hamster. Join the Telegram. Meme your hamster. Create videos. Spam the blockchain with music and popcorn and squeaks. Together, we play the piano of $HOAP
🐦 Twitter: @hoapcoin
💬 Telegram: @hoaptoken
📖 Whitepaper: Whitepaper
🔗 GitHub: $HOAP Token Repository
Is this a cult? Maybe it's the cult you had inside all along.
Will I get rich? Define rich. Emotionally? Culturally? Musically? Yes, yes and yes.
Where can I buy a hamster? DM @hoapcoin. Bring snacks.
$HOAP is a meme coin. It has no intrinsic value or expectation of financial return. You will not receive a roadmap, customer support, or a hamster. Your only reward is the journey and $HOAP for the future.